show me your genitals

lol our catchphrase during my hols.
show me your genitals.
your genitals
what
your genitals
GENITALIAAAA!



haha check out this one


(damn true ballsssss i kena before)

and and this one


okehh last one


and this is how i spent my first day in perth ahahha

Perthh.

you know, i've always secretly wanted to be a hairdresser.
okay so maybe it's not that much of a secret anymore but heck.

back in Perth now. you guys can facebook stalk me for pictures from my last night and stuff.
it's so gloomy here.rains and stops and then the sun comes out for a good 20 mins before it rains for 15 mins and then it stops.. alright you get the picture.

at muz's place at the mo.
i hate how everything closes at 5.
*inserts sobs*
i miss jb,

but oh well at least it's colder here.
armpits dont stink as much LOL

*psst armpits in general, not MY armpits okay

see see see! my brain's not functioning again
walau. damn unkool.

LUST BALLSSS

OKAY i am super in lust now.
Luke Worrell.
Luke fuckin Worrell bebehh.
seriously he IS the epitome of hot. yehh i admit it beats Gerard flat.
i mean dude, the lip piercing, the platinum blond hair.
so eclectic. so damn.... hot!

and he's mates with Agyness Deyn whom i find pretty hot too. i like her.
uhm the three of us could form our own posse and plot Kelly Osbourne's murder whom he is currently dating and whom i seriously detest.

RARRRRRWWWW
on a brighter note, HIM!













EEEEE BENCIIIIII!!!!

lolli lolli

Lolli Lolli Lolli Lolli
Let me see you pop that body
Chocolate Lolli
Cherry Lolli
Nilla Lolli Pink
Lolli Red Hot Red Hot Red Hot Hot
Lick that lollipop
Oooooh~

can't get this song outta my head khlagfjhefgilsugfgdufghsdhcu
die luh im becoming so effin nigga yo

ANYHOOS IM GOING BACK TO PERTH NEXT SUNDAY
and i just realised it three nights ago when we were chillin in singgah selalu

Dede: Eh joy when you going back ahh?
Me: Errr..27th

*insert random noises and dede slurping his drink*

Me: okehh, it's the 19th this saturday so 19 + 7 is the 26th next sat, and the 27th is on sunday.. FUCKKKK DEDEEEE!! IM GOING BACK NEXT WEEEEEEKKKK

*hyperventilates and dies*

****

Dede: Ya wei. Damn fast wei.
Me: have to stone have to stone weiii!!

and then we planned a couple of sessions.
*smacks forehead*

THIS POST IS DEDICATED TO FAGGOTSHITMOMMIE

psst did i mention about the mom and son bonding session we had today in good, old city square?
well, not exactly FEMALE mom, but Abel my mom.
yehhh it was good. seriously, we never had a bad time.

foa was good, we pretended to be badass rockin up to fucked up music, and then drinking, which was good (well with or without him drinking's still good but you get the point bitch) uhm kite flying which was undescribable.
and then our roost night out, mamak later with the Handsome tuan tuan beauty puan puan moment, and then shisha the following night and finally our mom son bonding time today, well or yesterday.

err he came to the house and kinda ate a fake donut which FEMALE mom gave.
ahhh see! another good moment too!

you see mom, i am fuckin filial and you should bloody well get me an ipod.

love,
Son.

okay. i do not know why the hell the post above was for BUT all i know is that its bloody 3am and i havent packed for KL and i can't sleep and and and and and..

fuck. i forgot what i had to say.

uhm okay this might not be of concern to anyone who is reading this, but seriously cut me some slack im bored.
am i turning into an alcoholic?
the fact that ive been on a beer binge for one week and one day and probably still counting,
and finding myself opening the fridge looking for food only to find myself eyeing that can of heineken is seriously scaring me a little.

OKAY SEE! I TOLD YOU THAT IT DOESNT CONCERN YOU BUT I JUST NEED TO RANT LIKE IM POSITIVELY SURE THIS IS A HUGE RANT BECAUSE I CANT STOP TYPING AND ITS ANNOYING ME AND I NEED SOME SLEEP BUT IM THINKING TO MUCH AND AND AND AND MY FINGERS LOOK QUITE CUTE DANCING AWAY ON THE KEYBOARD SHIT AM I GOING CRAZY OH MY GOD YES YES IM GOING CRAZY BUT BUT BUT JB IS SUPPOSED TO BE REHAB SO WHY AM I SLEEPING LESS THAN I AM IN PERTH?!

okay i shall stop. i will probably read this post tmrw morning and delete it after deciding if i should jump down from the 21st floor of ritz carlton in sheer embarassment.
i hate being high on life because it gets me paranoid that im going bonkers balllssss. mehh

oh my look at what i found from Suelynn's blog (:
hahah check out number 10 !

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Joylyn!

1. If every star in the Milky Way was a grain of salt they would fill joylyn.
2. In 1982 Time Magazine named joylyn its 'Man of the Year'.
3. Joylynolatry is the mindless worship of joylyn.
4. You would have to dig through four thousand kilometres of joylyn to reach the earth's core.
5. Joylyn can be seen from space!
6. The fingerprints of joylyn are virtually indistinguishable from those of humans, so much so that they could be confused at a crime scene.
7. Joylyn kept at the window will keep vampires at bay!
8. Joylyn will give a higher yield if milked when listening to music.
9. To check whether joylyn is safe to eat, drop her in a bowl of water; rotten joylyn will sink, and fresh joylyn will float.
10. Contrary to popular belief, joylyn is not successful at sobering up a drunk person, and in many cases she may actually increase the adverse effects of alcohol.

I am interested in - do tell me aboutherhimitthem

anyways, made a trip to singapore for zouk.
mambo was alright, really.
had enough flamings and whatever not to be able to layan the music. haha
uhm twas a good night/morning. going to kl tmrw. pretty damn excited whee!

i shall post a couple of random pics up when imageshack decides not to fuck up. yehh. i need a nice cold beer.

fuck off im a good kid.

i smell of fags and whatever a nice decent girl should not be smelling like when i come home at night.
contrary to popular belief however,
it really is not my fault.

im an angel.
a white godskitchen angel that is.

ahhh the subliminal messages that messes up my head sometimes.
gotta love it doesnt come very often.
ahhh so high.

so close... to euphoria.

" The thing about love is I never saw it comin
You kinda crept up and took me by surprise " -Marie Digby, Say It Again

okay. so Rare, Tasya and i were in La Gourmet for close to 3 1/2 hrs being productive, playing cards.
when rare the cocky educated ilham-ed genius (inside joke) decided to have a bbq party.
suggested my house, didnt know when, we didnt have plans so decided on that night itself.
made calls, went to giant to get the bbq stuff and made it back in like less than 30mins.

it went well! all made it except for kok and banlee.
oh my, even vernon came.

thats why, its the unplanned stuff that works out all the time.
my holidays are looking brighter and brighter each passing day im glad (: