The Generic Teenager Stereotype

Do you drink [alcohol]? :yup.
Do you party a lot? How often? :uhm i don't think so. but people think i do. screw 'em.
Do you use drugs for recreational purposes? :nawww
How often do you use the word like in an average hour? :uhm not enough to make you wanna slap me i reckon.
Do you skip classes? How often? :guilty.bout like 3 to 4 times.
Do you have casual sex? Protected? :nuh uh.
Do you steal? :nawww
Do you wear inappropriate clothing? :nope.
Do you drool over celebrities? :all the time darling, all the time. and thing is, i don't even remember their names.
Do you watch a lot of TV? : not in Oz.
Do you ever watch the News? :hell no!
Do you even care about world issues? :actually,no.
Do you read books often? :i read more mags though but books are awesome.
Are you failing a lot of your classes? :uhm no.
Do you spend most of your time with your friends?: HELL YEAH! am currenly missing Muzzie and JuicyJasJas.
Do you smoke cigarettes? :nopes.
Do you hang out a lot in malls, or at Seven Elevens?: back home, yuh. Here, not really not many malls here that's why. I spend half my life in the city though.
Do you often find yourself with a crush on someone? : sometimes. don't blame me Darling NPKs, it's the hormones.
Do you cuss a lot? :yes.
Are you desperate to fit in?: not really i fit in fine.
Are you intelligent?:


The Goth Stereotype

Black lipstick? :nope.
Black eyeliner? :i live in that.
Black eyeshadow? :yuh.
Black trenchcoat? :haha yuh.
Black boots? :nope will be getting em soon though. WINTER'S COMINGGG!!!
Black fishnets? :em nope.
Black nail polish? :another necessity. i have tonnes of em.
Cigarettes? :naww but i dunno why the hell i have a lighter.
Heavy metal music? :em not really. screamo's a total waste of time if you don't even know what the fuck theyre saying.
Marilyn Manson? :YES!
Kittie? :Yup.
Cradle of Filth? :only a few songs.i think Nymphetamine's pretty wicked though a lil overrated.
Constant frown and perpetual angst? :naww.


Do you like to be seen as

Are you an intellectual? :uh i don't think so.
An atheist? :sometimes. but in the whole, nope. turning to Mr Almighty's just my last resort.
Horrible home life? :haha nope.
Hopelessly depressed? :Hell no!
Suffering with suicidal idealations? :no.
Self-mutilation? :nooooo


The Punk Stereotype

Plaid? :it's not a matter of choice luv. I CAN'T.
Big black boots? :nope.
Mohawk? :nope but i love mohawks.
Excessive piercings? [Especially facial]: heehee nahh but im a sucker for eyebrow and lip piercings. just helluva wussy.
Loud, confident and opinionated? : i dunno. but holyyy, im LOUD.
Wild haircolours? :bring it on baby.
Rancid remarks? :heehee guilty!
Well versed on political scandals and outrages? :nope.


The Jock Sterotype

What's your IQ? :i reckon not all that high, really.
Do you watch a lot of sports? :depends. but given a choice, nahh. i'd rather PLAY sports.
Play a lot of sports? :uhm not really.
Talk a lot about sports? :no.
Do you do anything, really, but think about sports? :yes. i do everything but think about sports. holy cow. maybe i should start dating a bballer (ahem, right MEL?) ok that's between us. pretend i never said anything.
Are you arrogant? :no.
Are you a male or female whore? :shemale.okay kiddin. neither.
Are you homophobic? :NO SHIT! for what reason?gawd. i would allow all gay marriages if i had a choice really.
Boobs = yes? :
Parties = yes? :YES!!!!
Dropping out of high school and flipping burgers = yes? :no.


The Girl Stereotype

Do you spend a lot of time on your appearence? :err average time i reckon.
Have you ever been on a diet? :mmhmm.
Was it not so much a diet as it was an eating disorder? :fuck you no.
Make yourself throw up? :no.
Make-up? :nodnodnodnodnodnod ;D
Low-cut tops? :mmhmm.
How big are your boobies? [Cup size]
Do you flip your hair when you talk, even if you don't realize it? :again, I CAN'T.
Giggle a lot? :real girls don't giggle, they laugh out loud. and yes, i lol.
What's the deal with boys? :ONE FRIGGIN HUGE ONE baby.
Thongs? :no theyre uncomfortable.
Pretty bras? :yup.
YM, Teen, Cosmo, et al? :you name it, i got it. the boys adore cosmo though.
Who's the weaker sex? :fineeeeee, girls.
Are you a feminist? :err nope.
Do you think Brad Pitt is hot? :yuh sometimes.
How often do you shave your legs?
How about your armpits?
Are you emotional? :unfortunately/fortunately, not really.


This Or That [Oh, that old coconut.]

Originality or Acceptance? :Originality! but honestly that's just bullshit and YOU know it.
Independence or Companionship? :Companionship.
Stability or Freedom? :FREEEEEEEEDOM.
Personal or Interpersonal? :Interpersonal (omg that sounded so much like media.brrr)
Introvert or Extrovert? :Extrovert.
Popularity or Isolation? :Popularity.
Unique or Loved? :Loved.
Understood or Individual? :Understood.
You or Them? :ME ME ME ME MEEEEEEEEEE! yes im selfish like that no bugger off and get pissed.